I've already decided I'm not going to put a cuntdown timer on this sales letter to aggravate your inner FOMO. Nah. This is not that day, homie.

There's a louder clock in your head already, telling you DAILY how far behind on your dreams you are -or not.

(Can you hear it? I hear mine when I climb upstairs and plop into bed.)

And if you aren't living with that pressure daily, I respectfully ask that you walk away from the BUY button NOW.

This offer is for ready minds and hearts.

Being the incurable perfectionist, I realize there's so much more to email copywriting than a 200-page bible can capture.

So what I have done is make an ugly video course on the book.

Inside, I go into deeper pains to break down the exact same concepts that helped me build a $100,000/month coaching business with seksy little emails that make men beg.

How do you say "no" to that???

I have also added a few more modules, that I missed in the book. 

IF you will implement these secrets, this video course can potentially make you rich(er) faster and less painfully.

All for just $197 -with amazing bonuses.

Now, here's what many do not understand...

The ONE thing that makes people buy and buy again from you ...

Is the same thing that makes them breathe and breathe again -even if some diabetic dude just farted nearby.

And if your emails are done right (the way I will show you), you can get your subscribers buying from you again and again like clockwork.

Here's what I mean...

If however, you can find a way to SNEAK PAST these "alarm bells" of the mind... 

And make it past the Palace Guard of emotions (Limbic Brain)...

Then you can plant BUY COMMANDS in their "third heaven" (lizard brain), and go to sleep.

Even if you shut down your business and go into hiding, they will hunt you down just to hand you their money.

I mean, hypothetically getting messages like these out of the blue...

I know (almost) every word in this letter by heart. At no point did I promise you will develop my Jedi skills overnight.

I'm not promising you'll turn your list into a horde of hippie werewolves howling to the moon at night.

Matter of fact, I'm not "promising" anything at all. 

I don't know you or your state of mind. I don't know if you're one of those losers who need to fap in a sock before they get out of bed every morning.

This course will do you no good if you never implement the secrets I show you inside, or IF (eeew) you don't have an email list.

This ain't another course you buy and store in your hard drive just so you can say Waju is your mentor.

There's a lot of inner-work required to pull this off.

Some people get this from the get-go and start making bank, and some need weeks...maybe months to get in shape and start seeing results.

If this terrifies you, I urge you to save your money for your landlord.

Originally, this was a book I launched in 2020 (did I say this already?) and at least one of my students has made a MILLION DOLLARS implementing it. The book is on Amazon for $97.

But my inner perfectionist is never satisfied, you see. I found a lot of things I wanted to expand on but I didn't want to write another book.

So what I have done is to expand on everything in a bunch of videos I made from my kitchen table.

As you will see...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FANCY. 

Just a bunch of ugly videos that can make you more money than you know what to do with -IF you implement them.

I have broken down more concepts that aren't in the book, and added a few more modules.

Things like...

And there's more...

No! I'm not really that "nice".

This is just a flat out, mother-hugging bribe to get you to take a chance, and BET  on yourself -for once!

There's tons and tons of gems to learn in these case studies and I will keep updating them indefinitely.

Definitely worth every penny of their $2997 value. But you can cop em all today for just FREE, when you grab Email Sorcery Video Masterclass.

Everything is designed to help you embed your messaging in their minds...

This course is for you if...

This is not a hard sell. The ONLY Question Is...

I type a good portion of my emails on the toilet. In the early hours before the family is awake and dragging Daddy everywhere but to my Mac.

Some, I type last minute as I hit the sack. Takes me 15 minutes to whack out, and then I schedule it for the next morning.

But the greater majority of my emails, I type on my kitchen table. Which is why I decided to shoot the trainings from my sinful kitchen table. (I eat there, work there even though I have an office, and I have ALSO been known to do some other unspeakable things there too. Wink. Wink)

You might even be sleeping on the bare floor for the moment, like I was, a few years back in Nigeria.

Yes! I slept on this thin, bed-bug infested blanket (on cold concrete) for 18 months in Lagos, Nigeria.

But if you have an email list...or the ability to build one fast (I will teach you for that), the secrets I unmask in Email Sorcery can change your story in a matter of months.

TESTIMONIALS

You'll spend the money on something else anyway. And you'll still be where you were before you paid 'em!

Stressed. Overworked. Unappreciated. Hemmed in between a landlord, and an electric bill.

So buy this course, anyway.

Honestly, the ONLY way on earth I will issue a refund is if you quit on yourself, dump your dreams, and tell me you're going back to die at your nasty day job.

If you do that and have a public notary sign it, I WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY. I promise.

But to tell me Email Sorcery doesn't work??? C'mon, get outta here!

Long story short?

I made all this email mullah despite being from a non-native English thpeaking country, so what's your excuse???

Anyhoo...

You either want to bet yourself -or you don't.

I'm not gonna push it.

If you're still thinking about buying this course, it means you really need it. So why not do the next natural thing a person who LOVES themselves do.

Bet On YOURSELF.

Give yourself 6 mont...

Nah! That's too long. If you need 6 months to make this work, you either have daddy issues or you're hurting from a heartbreak you won't let go of.

Give yourself WEEKS -if you have a list. Days, even.

And give yourself 90 days, if you're just getting started building an email list.

Whichever you are, just do the work, and you could potentially be smiling to the bank in weeks.

Because Balablooo.

But more importantly, because I know you will be back to hire me to fast track you.

You're going to enjoy this training so much, you'll almost want to move in with me. (But I won't allow it. Lol.)

Instead, I'll offer you one of my my more hands-on opportunities. That's where I charge in $$$$.

But not everybody needs my coaching offers, you see? Some are able to hit their revenue goals with just my book and course alone. 

That's why I am charging a ridiculous N98,999 today. (Even though this course goes for $497 in the international market)

Might raise the fees. Might not. But better safe than sorry.

So, stop reading and secure your access today -while you still can.

Know the #1 best way to handle an objection???

Kill it before it spawns.

What many don't realize...

The #1 reason people raise objections is BECAUSE THEY CAN.

Picture this...

Some dude (or chick) has had a hard day, week, month, year...even a hard life.

Everything has them browbeaten, suplexed and dejected. Not just the problem you solve. NOthing has gone their way this year.

Everything has said NO to them. From their dreams, girlfriends, to their old friends, to their siblings -even their childhood.

Even their wife had a headache objection, the last time they tried.

She's not given him in a year.

He's mad, frustrated, bitter...

HURT.

And hurt people hurt people, so he's on the prowl, looking for someone to say "NO" to in revenge.

Then comes along a guru, selling a solution with great promise. 

Bruh!  

That tired, angry, suplexed and dejected human has just discovered an opportunity to say "NO" to someone/something -for godamn once.

To hurt "life" back...(even if they NEED the solution).

Are they gonna seize it?

You betchur ass they will. 

Most will anyway. It is therapeutic. A moment of power for them in their current misery.

And you will lose that sale....

Unless you can prevent it -before they think it. (I'm whispering this. Can ya hear it?)

Unless, you're able to nip that shit in the bud. Way before it manifests as a thought bubble that farts through their lips.

This is what I teach my students.

This is what you will discover in my Email Sorcery Masterclass.

I've already decided I'm not going to put a cuntdown timer on this sales letter to inspire your inner FOMO. Nah. This is not that day, my dear.

After all, there's a LOUDER clock in your head already, telling you how far behind on your dreams you are -or not.

(Can you hear it? I hear mine when I climb upstairs and plop on the bed.)

If you aren't living with that pressure DAILY, then I insist this program is not for you...And I respectfully ask that you walk away from the BUY button NOW.

This offer is for ready minds and hearts.

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